I’ve been frustrated with the status of yossha yossha YOSSHA! for almost a month now. I feel as though the blogosphere is sick of me and I’ve hit a dry spot regarding topics to spew 2000 words about, which used to be my “claim to fame”. Why is blogging such a big fucking deal to me on a more than merely subconscious level? Am I becoming just like all you attention whores out there, leaping at the chance to release an exclusive PV or some groundbreaking new information into the vast sea of overlapping thoughts and words so that your penname will be attached to it forevermore and immortalized in some 300 views in a day that only serve to make you feel better about yourself?

Fuck no, I say. Fuck no. I’ve always written about things I feel from the heart and opinions that are earnest. But this lapse in blogging is pissing me off. I am in a rut and it is one lacking in creativity, bigtime. What can I do to help myself?

I’ll talk about shit that’s current! Yes, that will help me. First of all, my fellow blogger and BFF Vulpi is now at a new place of e-residence. For some strange reason, even though she writes about shit that’s a thousand times more entertaining and enlightening than the things I tend to write 2000 words on and then pass off to be given a “Recommended Reading” (oh, what an honor!) at Intl. Wota, she doesn’t really get the recognition she deserves? Sort of reflective of the idols she likes, so go over there sometime. I promise you won’t regret leaving your 20546777596 pictures of Hagiwara Mai alone for a cold thirty minutes just to check out Vulpi’s blog and read posts on some girls you don’t know the names of.

I think my biggest problem with the Intl. Wota circle is that there are literally no blogs in there that can interest me. The ones on my blogroll are a result from me being highly selective. If you made it on there, congratulations. Of course, not as big an honor as being on the blogroll of American Wota’s Ray or True Life Seek’s Broomhead or Stuck In A Pagoda’s CJ. Actually, god, how the hell did Broomhead become such a prominent figure at Intl. Wota? I remember reading his old stuff in his heyday of being on LiveJournal (of all places) and thinking he was one that was ripe for jumping ship. He proved me wrong and his stuff is pretty good, I’ve just been procrastinating about adding his site to my blogroll.

What is with this picture? I’ve met my fair share of people who think Koharu is tres sexy or whatever (I even know one pseudo-personally) and I will never be able to comprehend this sexual attraction to her. Maybe it’s because I view her as being my long-lost mentally retarded sister from another country? Though reconsidering that, I also think similarly of Hacchi (Matsushima Hatsune), but I can still acknowledge that Hacchi is pretty hot in all of her gravure shots. So is it of me thinking of Koharu as my little butt-ugly “special” sister? Nevermind that there is something inherently wrong with thinking of strangers who happen to be celebrities as being estranged family members…somehow I’m okay with that. My explanation for anything I think of idols is, “Hey, you’re putting yourself out there enough that you’re in my computer monitor, I can think anything of you.” It helps me sleep at night.

Returning to that picture: Koharu is physically shoving her ass in the way so Linlin can barely get in the picture frame. This is kind of irritating. I wish these Chinese girls would take some initiative and fire back insults when they are insulted or get a face full of Japanese ass. They’re just opening themselves to being picked on mercilessly (Japan still has that bullying problem, remember). Wouldn’t it be awesome if Morning Musume had to disband permanently because of controversial racial occurrences? I wouldn’t want them to disband for any other reason. Oh well, highly unlikely, I’ll just wait until the Korean version of Yuko joins and puts everyone in their proper places. Including Mitsui. Most especially Mitsui. My disdain for Mitsui has not reached That Fucker Sugaya-esque levels (yet), and I can’t see it escalating any higher unless she continues to single out Junchun and torment her on public television like the little immature brat that she is, but I will hold a grudge against her forever.

In a happier rambling light, I’ve composed a newer, cuter nickname for Junjun. I used it in the above sentence if you didn’t notice. Look how original I am! So far my list of lame-ass nicknames for her have been: Region, Juuchan, and Juuchin. All of these kind of suck, but they’re better than the endlessly idiotic English-fluent fan-made nick “Junanas”. What the fuck were you people thinking?

Speaking of which, I really hate the bananas joke thing. Vulpi found an excellent way to make it fresh again (think “Bananaphone”), but of course nobody at the Hello! Online forums is going to take advantage of this. Because H!O is full of basically dull people in my mind. MM-BBS is my favorite place to go to for H!P opinions/news but they’re really a lot less active than H!O.

I really hate yossha yossha YOSSHA!’s layout. Broomhead’s aforementioned True Life Seek had a fucking ideal layout a while ago but of course he trashed it. I wonder if there is a tiny little off-chance I could ask him for the codes, but that would be kind of stupid. I just feel like my current one is really limiting. It doesn’t present what I have to offer.

I don’t understand how people think Umeda Erika is “awkward” or whatever (looking at you, Ray). Maybe when she was 15 and ℃-ute was just formed, but she’s come a long way. I saw her absolutely stunning B.L.T. U17 photos and she radiated nothing but confidence and maturity. She really deserves that front-row spot that Nakajima Saki’s been enjoying recently. Along with Kanna. Kanna needs more appreciation, a lot of people don’t see what she brings to ℃-ute. I can say this even if I don’t find Kanna to be attractive. An idol’s outward beauty isn’t the end-all and be-all of my interest in them, and it shouldn’t be for anyone else, either. (Kanna’s duet with Chisato on the 3rd album sucked ass, though. Admit it.)

I don’t feel much more creative, but I do feel better! Now to go cleanup the blog posts and perhaps make a separate blog for my Maasa worship spot…