Considering that there’s a brand-new worship blog for all things Junjun, it’s just about pointless to keep ‘Hi, Minnasan’ segments going here when there’s something entirely dedicated to her. The reason I started this corner here in the first place is because there wasn’t anything remotely like this for Region when, meanwhile, there’s a Tanaka Reina fan blog, a Mitsui Aika one, etc. I feel like my job has basically been completed now, but if there’s ever a time in the future where I think ‘Hi, Minnasan’ segments will be needed, you can bet your ass on seeing them.

All my past Minnasan posts can be located via the category on this blog. Let’s go through all the pictures I was planning on posting…

Junjun has come a long way. She has as much charisma as Reina now. (Also, don’t bitch at me about the contrast on this picture. I didn’t fuck up the contrast. Someone else fucked up the contrast.)

…yep. As much charisma as Reina. Look at this picture, she’s engaging regardless of the fact that she looks like a drunk club-hopper with red painted fingernails. IT’S WHAT REINA WOULD DO. (Not the painted fingernails part. That girl prefers to get fake nails and laboriously glue jewels, sparkles, feathers, and newborn human babies on them. You heard me.)

Without Junjun, I would not have a…cute, big-bodied Chinese chick in my life. Thanks, H!P.

I love these two. As my last Minnasan posting, I’m going to tell everyone: LINLIN NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION/APPRECIATION. She’s the brunette stepchild of the eighth generation, in a nutshell. Plenty of people should adore her because she’s an idol so unlike anything H!P has ever had before.

This is a testament to Juuchan’s hair. I love her hair. It’s huge. It was huge even before H!P. All H!P did to Juuchan’s hair was make the part in it more pronounced. This is evidence that Region knew exactly what she was doing when she got it styled that way. And I love that.

A testament to Junjun’s thighs. For one thing, it makes me more comfortable with H!P knowing that there’s someone who has the same thighs as mine. Another, I just dig them.

A testament to Junjun’s maturity. Some say she looks younger than her actual age, but I rarely see what those people are talking about. She’s the oldest girl to join Momusu since Yuko (though some also say since Kei). I love mature idols, in sharp contrast to the mostly cute-dominated market that idols make up. They’re like gems to me. So while Jun still acts like a child at times, her age factor is something I care about deeply. I’m really glad she came along.

A testament to her versatility. She can work both the cute appeal…

…as well as the sex appeal.

See! D’awwww.

She can additionally work the drunk chick appeal if she has to, but…we’ve gone over that one already.

A testament to Junjun having a life prior to Momusu that I’m allowed to know about. I’m not sure if the dude in the picture is her ex or not, but we will probably never see her next to a homosapien with testicles that’s possibly around her age again. It’s nice to know her before Momusu and it distinguishes her from the rest, just as Linlin is distinguished by being in the entertainment industry since she was seven (making this year her tenth anniversary, ironically).

A testament to her expressive face, chubby as it is. She’s capable of doing amazing things with that face and I hope to see more of it in the future. (This means no more “Resonant Blue”s, okay, Tsunku/PV directors? Jesus fucking Christ.)

Refer to my previous point.

Refer to my point of her having a life before Momusu. This picture, I believe, is from that beauty contest she competed in. As you can clearly see, she is beautiful.

If you ignore “Mikan”’s existence, you can almost dupe yourself into believing this is from a solo photobook of hers.

This single shot probably earned her the entire fanbase she’s got now. Props to you, Juuchan, and good luck for the future. I’ll still be here, just not posting as much eyecandy of you anymore.

Hi, Minnasan - November 26th, 2007 to April 26th, 2008. Funny how that works out.