Suzuki Airi is a well-known idol for three reasons: she is a member of ℃-ute and basically does all the singing everytime; she is a member of trio Buono!; and she has adorable scary teeth. So, naturally, when I see a new picture of her, my thought processes go something like “This is Airi. She is a member of ℃-ute and Buono. Aww, look at her scary teeth! I’m so glad she hasn’t gotten them fixed like That Whore Sugaya.”
When I saw this new picture (℃-ute has been apparently making rounds at magazines lately; I guess the Kids’ Golden Age is finally here), I first evaluated everyone. Maimi is hot, Ume is hot, everyone else is still fug… Yep, everything seemed as it was in the last magazine photoshoot.
I noticed something was amiss with Airi’s smile. And then it dawned on me… I think Osuzu has lost a tooth.
“How adorable!”
