Musume Overview: Kamei Eri Edition

*brushes self off* Well, now that all that nastiness is out and in the open, I suppose we can move on with the more thoughtful posts again. I’m not counting on ever writing another entry like that, as it (likely) slaughtered the positive opinions some of my readers had of me, but if you’re still with me right now, I swear I will only deliver to you the highest quality of intellectual debate and writing I can muster. ANYWAY.

So far in this series, we’ve covered Takahashi Ai and Niigaki Risa. That’s basically all that’s left of the fifth generation, so guess who we’re going to cover now… Rokkies! And as Kamei Eri is the oldest Rokkie, she’ll have the honor of being the first one I write about. Shall we?

Confessions of Fountain Square

Disclaimer: If you love Sugaya Risako as an idol, don’t read this. If you enjoy ejaculating on Sugaya Risako’s pictures, don’t read this and GTFO. This is my most negative post yet, in all likelihood. I’m sorry if this “offends” anyone, but I have to get this out once and for all. If you still read this even though I’ve warned you, if you still got mad at me and left a comment telling me off, the joke’s not on me. It’s on you.

Alright, out with it: I can’t fucking stand this girl.

…I know, that’s a very strong statement, especially coming from one human being about another. I’ve never even known her personally. So maybe we should say that I can’t stand what Up-Front Agency has made her? That theory would sit quite well with me, in retrospect, since the adorable little Risako from the days of the Minimoni movie and 4KIDS as well as earlier Berryz singles doesn’t give me the urge to KILL every time I look at her/hear her voice/watch her in “Anata Nashi de wa Ikite Yukenai”. No, I’m afraid it’s the Risako of today, the one who never misses a chance to stare coyingly at the camera, whose voice is so epically annoying that I rarely listen to Berryz songs (which she is pretty much featured prominently in 24/7; thanks, assholes!), whose presence ruins virtually every Berryz PV and group picture because she is always pushed to the front instead of letting other girls have a chance, but someone in UFA must fancy her or otherwise her name and face wouldn’t be plastered all over Berryz’s.

Yep, Risako just fucking sucks.