This was originally a tongue-in-cheek post basically responding to the recent Jpop blogosphere chatter about whether or not Morning Musume would “work” in the United States, but giving in to my Yoshimi nature, I decided I needed to revamp this days after initially posting it and add something of substance.

Now, one has to wonder…would this actually work in North America? Granted, I’m sure Up-Front Agency’s plans are limited to “conquering” the rest of Asia before they even try to tackle the Western lands, if that’s on their To-Do List at all. But let’s take on a “what if?” situation and beat it to death like a few people before me already have.