04
Jul
11

Goodbye Love Song

There comes a time in every idol’s career where she must say farewell to her current situation and graduate to something more. Sure, there’s lots of flinging and/or burning merchandise on the part of her wota, yet I’d like to think they eventually calm down and realize that what she’s doing is in her best interests and at the end of the day, we’re all human beings regardless of our social position.

This sounds like a post gearing up to discuss Goto Maki’s recent hiatus announcement (good for her!), but actually, I HAVE A NEW BLOG. I’ve been through the archive here, and I have to be honest…it’s godawful. My reviews, my half-baked psychological inquiries on idols, my errors — they’re all on display for the viewing and laughing pleasure of any poor son of a bitch who stumbles in from Googling “ishikawa rika nude”. What’s worse, it’s been roughly four years since I wrote any of it. My interests and the ways in which I communicate my thoughts have changed (well, I’d like to hope the latter has). I recently wrote two posts, one detailing Perfume’s wardrobe and the other a review of a mini-album by an artist who seldom few that used to follow this blog have ever even heard of. It occurred to me that everything here, from the subject matter to the quality of the posts, would contrast horribly with anything new I might ever feel like writing. And curiously, the header image on this blog’s layout has only reinforced my decision. I realized that soon, the only two girls who will still be in Momusu who are also featured in my banner are going to be the new leader and sub-leader. That’s a frightening thought, to me.

So this is my graduation.

OFFICIAL TSUNKU STAMP OF APPROVAL (lol no)

09
Jan
11

Happiness, With a Little Sadness

Whoever didn’t see this coming is, frankly, a little too naive to be in this fandom. The moment the ninth generation joined, I started contemplating the eventual (and very soon) graduation of the senior members in the group, and I was right — and it’s about time.

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02
Jan
11

Don’t Call It a Comeback

First of all, I want to say that I’m horribly displeased by the changes WordPress has made to its layout and blogging tools. It’s so confusing — why do I want to move something to a section designated as “Trash” and then have to empty my “Trash”? Why can’t I just delete a draft? Jesus.

Anyway, I’m not here to blog about that. It’s actually been a really, really long time since I’ve felt the urge to write anything about idols (or anything in general, to be honest — there’s not a lot to say in the way of the J-electro scene aside from music reviews). Since I’ve been away so long, there’s been some changes in staff: Morning Musume is now comprised of Takahashi Ai, Niigaki Risa, Michishige Sayumi, Tanaka Reina, and Mitsui Aika.

…oh wait.

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21
Mar
10

Uh… Hey?

lmfao, IDK if anyone’s still here! But here’s some links if anyone wants to like…contact me or something. Taken directly from my newly-updated About page:

panonychus (LiveJournal); Honey☆ (Hello! Online); yoshimi (Perfume City BBS); fruitdays (Twitter); uchuustation (Last.fm)

So if anyone’s still around/getting feeds or something for this place which I so doubt, there’s all my contact information. :’D Yes I’m very bored, why did you ask?

29
Jul
09

Momusu Is Flirting With Me

LAZYgunsBRISKY review? Really? Man, screw that, I’d rather wax philosophical on Morning Musume for the umpteenth time. There’s something captivating about their latest single, the big 40th, “Nanchatte Renai”, that I feel it’s necessary to not only review the song itself…but to take a good look at the PV(with screenshots)!

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16
Jul
09

If The B-52′s Mated With a Japanese Rock Band…

They would be LAZYgunsBRISKY. No, I’m not kidding, this is a real J-rock band. A real J-rock band. Not your little sister’s Stereopony, or your brother’s SCANDAL. They’re made up of Moe, Lucy, Azu, and Izumi. And they fucking rock.

This is my review of their first full-length album, aptly titled quixotic. Tomorrow (which is the 2-year anniversary of my blog, wow!), I’ll be reviewing their first mini-album, Catching!. Now, Stereopony and SCANDAL do rock, but I find myself more enamored with LAZYgunsBRISKY because they’re just so out of left field and very far removed from the pop vibe that the other two groups have. The singing of Lucy, their vocalist, often sounds like an incomprehensible blend of English and Japanese, and she has a voice that distinctly throws me back to The B-52′s. She does her share of wailing and vocalizing on most of the tracks. The rest of the band pitches in with their instrumental talents and composition, while Lucy seems to handle most of the lyrical value of the songs.

This is a band my father would probably like. Continue reading ‘If The B-52′s Mated With a Japanese Rock Band…’

15
Jul
09

Pictures Can Change a Thousand Minds

I’ve been doing basically nothing but music reviews lately. I consider myself an extremely casual blogger, anymore — not really worth getting caught up in the old whirlwind like I used to. Sure, I can still sit here and wax poetic about Kanna leaving and what her role in °C-ute exactly was and get all pissed about the fact that Berryz is actually more fair to their individual members than their Kids counterpart is nowadays, but what’s the point? I’m not even getting pingbacks on my latest updates, lol (not like I mind, but I used to write those pseudo-philosophical posts for the sole reason that I wanted to get my thoughts out…to people who would read them).

Thing is, Hello! Project just doesn’t cut it for me anymore. It stopped cutting it for me…around the time I began to pay attention to the newest releases rather than the antique grooves of the past (remember, “Go Girl” was my first Momusu song, and that was quite a while ago) and found the former to be drastically insignificant when pitted against the latter, unfortunately. Continue reading ‘Pictures Can Change a Thousand Minds’




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